Montri Art Form
975 S. Monroe St.
Monroe, MI 48161
ph: (734)242-4460
alt: 419-215-8468
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Inspiration
We can all use encouragement, words or praise, and something to insprire us. A moment during the day when we take a moment to just take a deep breath and take a look around to see what God has painted in the sky today! Time to laugh about nothing and everything at the same time!
If you feel far away from God~guess who moved!
“From the end of the earth I call to You when my heart is faint;
Lead me to the rock that is higher than I.” Psalm 61:2
1 Corinthians 13:6-7, “Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”
Did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow?
The only place SUCCESS comes before WORK is in the dictionary!
~ Vidal Sassoon
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing saved by effort.
How many of you tried to lick your elbow?
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glas s of milk.
9) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
Great Truths Adults Have Learned:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts..
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Copyright 2009 Vanessa Montri at Blu Water. All rights reserved.
975 S. Monroe St.
Monroe, MI 48161
ph: (734)242-4460
alt: 419-215-8468
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